Popeye
I was watching the cartoon Popeye today and I started to rethink the characters. Clearly Popeye is using steroids. His "spinach" is just a quick way to get strong for a short time just like steroids. The more I see Popeye with that corn cob pipe the more I wonder what he is smoking. You never see him with tobacco do you? It turns out that Bluto is gay and a masochist. He is just using Olive Oyl to get Popeye to smack him around. You never really see Bluto after Popeye beats the crap of him for a reason. Also, you never see Bluto working out. So how does he always stay so fit? Probably Popeye's steroids. Its not really clear who's child Sweet Pea is but, did you ever wonder why Wimpy never had any money? He was paying large amounts in child support to Olive Oyl. Why is Wimpy not taking care of his kid? Does he need a paternity test? Bluto will do it because we know he would not touch Olive. Popeye would agree as well because I am sure years of steroid abuse has caused some issues down below. What kind of woman lets a steroid fill man and a masochist play with there kid and unsupervised no less.
Never the less it is still a good classic cartoon.
Never the less it is still a good classic cartoon.
